Well played, dipshit!
Master Criminal Trades Diamond Worth $160K For Bag Of Weed Worth $20
An Arizona man allegedly traded a valuable stone so he could get stoned.
Fired UPS employee Walter Earl Morrison, 20, has been accused of stealing a valuable diamond from a UPS cargo plane and swapping the gem, which was valued at $160,000, for $20 worth of marijuana, according to KNXV.
Authorities said Morrison swiped the stone at Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix and hid the package under his shirt.
He then supposedly traded the expensive rock for pot before he was caught.
A UPS spokesperson told KNXV that the diamond has been recovered and given to the intended recipient,
Morrison reportedly faces felony theft charges and is scheduled to appear in the Maricopa County Superior Court on Tuesday.
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
I would go straight to the nearest convenience store and play the Powerball. After I changed my shorts, that is.