Monday, May 19, 2014

Remix Of The Day: Back To The Future

Kinda random but what the heck, I like it.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Marxist-Leninist Anti-Revisionist Woman Looking For Kinky Fun

best of craigslist > SF bay area &gt

Ready for kinky fun? - w4m

I am an attractive Marxist-Leninist anti-revisionist woman who is totally dedicated to the building of a revolutionary cadre party to overthrow capitalism and imperialism.

But I have a sexy side for which I would probably be denounced by my comrades if they knew about it.

I am looking for a degenerate Trotskyite, anarchist, or a member of the revisionist Communist Party who accepts the concept of peaceful coexistence to put me in my place.

Tie me up and recite passages from The Revolution Betrayed by the social-fascist Trotsky.

Slap me around and call me an evil Stalinist.

Make me get on my knees and accept your left-deviationist cock.

I love petit-bourgeois intellectuals the most, because then it gets a little Fifty Shades of Red for me. This is all NSA and drama free.

See my details below. I am DDF. Normally I don't do drugs because they are a symptom of a crumbling bourgeois society, but I am 420 friendly when it comes to this because I want to be corrupted by a hot ultra-leftist pot smoking degenerate pervert.

I am so horny just thinking about it.

Please no Maoists.

And if you have only read the Communist Manifesto, no. I am not into FDCKs.

I don't post pics online. After a couple emails if you seem legit, I will exchange pics.

News: Man Files Largest Lawsuit In History ($2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000)

Dipshit. They should arrest him for wasting the court's time.
World's largest ever lawsuit seeking $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in damages over a dog bite is filed in New York

A New York man has filed a lawsuit demanding what is believed to be the largest amount of compensation ever after he was bitten by a dog.

Anton Purisima, 62, is suing a long list of defendants including the City of New York, Au Bon Pain, and Kmart for $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, which is more money than currently exists on the planet.

Purisima filed his hand-written lawsuit in a Manhattan federal court on April 11 and is representing himself, reports Lowering The Bar.

Over the course of his 22-page lawsuit, Purisima claims that his middle finger was bitten off by a ‘rabies-infected’ dog on a city bus; before a ‘Chinese couple’ took unauthorized photos of him as he was being treated at a local hospital.

Also in the rambling and often incoherent lawsuit, Purisima complains that he is routinely overcharged for coffee at LaGuardia Airport.

The suit claims the pain and other additional damages he suffered ‘cannot be repaired by money’ and are ‘therefore priceless.’ Included in the suit as evidence is a photo of his bloodied finger.

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