Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Animals Being Dicks (Of The Day), Vol. 2

From Animals Being Dicks.

Dog: HEY! Knock it off, you two!

Animals being hungry

Your screenplay sucks. Stop writing.

And the Oscar goes to...

Eat this. I just made it fresh for ya.


Volume 1 here.

News: Oprah Aware Her Boobs Are Getting Bigger

Nope, not The Onion. News Channel 9, an ABC affiliate in Syracuse, NY. Slow news day, eh 9?
Oprah Aware Her Boobs Are Huge

Oprah Winfrey is careful not to smother her young nieces whenever they pay her a visit because she hated hugs from her big-breasted grandmother when she was a child.

The TV titan and actress insists her boobs are getting bigger as she gets older -- and she's convinced she's carrying around her grandma's "breasteses".

Promoting her new movie The Butler on chat show Watch What Happens Live, she says, "They really are big. The other day I went like, 'God, are y'all getting bigger?'

"These are my grandmother's; she is with me. When I was a little kid I'd see my grandmother coming and I'd go, 'Oh no, oh no... don't hug me!' So now, when I see my young nieces, I'm aware of that. I'm like, 'Come here honey, come to the side'."

Fast Food Ads Vs. Reality Pics Of The Day

From Seth D. and Sheila, courtesy of The West Virgina Surf Report (wtf?).

BK Enormous Omelet Sandwich

McDonald's Sausage Breakfast Burrito

KFC Famous Bowl

Wendy's Chicken Club

Taco Bell Nachos Bell Grande

Subway Turkey & Ham sub

McDonald's Filet-O-Fish

BK Sausage, Egg & Cheese Croissant

Wendy's Southwest Taco Salad

Arby's Beef 'n' Cheddar

Big Mac


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