Monday, April 15, 2013

WTF Invention Of The Day

Ya know, eggs aren't really that hard to cook. Even if they were, I would rather eat them from a pan than from this egg rectum (reggtum?) that shits out an egg turd on a stick.

Thanks (?) for the link, Steve Henderson.

Thug Kitchen Foods Of The Day

Profanely informative. With recipes, even!

Link from Rachael.

More at Thug Kitchen.

Lil' Shredder Of The Day

Sweet child plays Sweet Child O' Mine.

Celebs Who Turned Down "Dancing With The Stars"

Turns out some of them have a little dignity after all.
Here are the people who politely told DWTS to shove it, and why they did (when known).

Jamie Lee Curtis - “My family commitments are such that I wouldn't have the time for it...but it definitely made me go, 'Hmmm.' It was fun to think about it."

Sylvester Stallone

Tim Allen

Chelsea Handler

Jennifer Beals
- “You could back up a truck to my door filled with cash and I wouldn’t do it.” Having once attended a taping of the show to cheer on friend and former contestant Marlee Matlin, Beals was overwhelmed by the experience. “The noise level is so intense and people’s excitement level is so intense. I could never.” She even joked with Matlin, who is deaf, “You don’t know how lucky you are you can’t hear this.”

Betty White - probably doesn't want to fall and break her hip

Gayle King - despite being a fixture on the Oprah Winfrey Show, the 56-year-old O magazine editor-in-chief doesn’t mince words when it comes to her appearing on national television in her dancing shoes. “I think it's good to keep my public humiliation to a minimum. I would never want to embarrass my children ever...or myself! I can't dance.”

Subway pitchman Jared Fogel

Drew Carey

Kathy Griffin
- she claimed to have fired her agent over the mere suggestion

Ann Coulter

Facebook founder
Mark Zuckerberg

Jon Gosselin

Dan Quayle
- the former VP was in final negotiations when he got cold feet and dropped out.

Suzanne Somers

Condoleezza Rice

Erin Brockovich

Joel McHale

Virgin CEO
Richard Branson

Stone Cold Steve Austin
- the wrestler said he wasn't interested because he has "two left feet" and his rhythm is "so-so at best."

Reverend Al Sharpton - has been wooed by producers for many seasons, but he has never agreed to put on his dancing shoes. He says it’s not for lack of talent, though: “I’ve got moves...I’d blow ’em out! There would be no chance for anybody to touch me!”

And one star who wants to be on the show but can't get them to return her call:

"According to show's casting source, Melanie Griffith tries and fails to appear on 'DWTS' every year." (CBS News)


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