Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Movie Trailer Of The Day: Cheech & Chong's Magic Brownie Adventure

It's not what you think. Vid from Tracy.

Why The Ohio Zoo Animals Really Escaped

From The Borowitz Report.

October 19, 2011

Robertson: God Let Zoo Animals Escape to Bite Gay People

Televangelist Stirs Controversy With Latest Remarks

ZANESVILLE, OH – As dozens of escaped exotic animals terrorized the town of Zanesville, Ohio, the Rev. Pat Robertson raised eyebrows today by saying that “God allowed those wild animals to escape because he wanted them to find gay people and bite them.”

Rev. Robertson, who made his remark during a regular broadcast of his 700 Club television program, said that the Book of Revelation made explicit reference to “escaped lions, tigers and bears running around Ohio biting gay people” as a prelude to the Rapture.

The televangelist also contradicted local officials who were had warned Zanesville residents to remain indoors until the all the animals had been accounted for: “Really, those animals won’t bite you unless you’re gay.”

R-Rated Versions Of Disney Classics (Of The Day)


See the rest at Cracked.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Air Guitar

best of craigslist > ventura >

air guitar

Date: 2007-09-11, 5:09PM PDT

left handed vintage air guitar for free all thats needed is new strings and a good dusting.

Vid Of The Day: Lethal Boobs (NSFW)

I've heard of nips that can cut glass, but this is ridiculous.


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