Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Delusional Person Of The Day: Not-Batman

From The Smoking Gun.

Michigan Cops Cage Caped Crusader In Bizarre Rooftop Incident

A Michigan man dressed in a Batman costume was arrested early this morning after cops found him hanging off the ledge of a building.

Petoskey Department of Public Safety officers pulled the wannabe superhero back onto the building’s roof around 1 AM. A search of the man’s utility belt turned up a collapsible baton and a container of pepper spray.

As a result, the 31-year-old suspect--who cops did not identify in advance of his arraignment--was charged with possession of dangerous weapons in addition to trespassing.

As seen above, cops photographed the man in full costume after he was transported to police HQ.

Investigators also released photos of Batman’s baton and his lead-lined gloves and spray. He is also seen in a shot with his cape closed as well as one with his mask removed.

Law enforcement officials this afternoon identified "Batman" as Mark Williams, who, on his MySpace page, describes himself as a "geek" who is “into comics and action figures” and loves “The Dark Knight.” (No shit. -C)

51 Celebrities Who Have Appeared Nude In Playboy Magazine

No, I don't have links. Google that shit.

I'm not including people who became celebrities as a result of being in
Playboy (Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra, Anna Nicole Smith, the entire cast of "Baywatch," etc.)

Marilyn Monroe (icon)
Jayne Mansfield (icon-ish)
Carol Lynley (The Poseidon Adventure)
Ursula Andress (Dr. No)
Kim Basinger (L.A. Confidential)
Linda Evans ("Dynasty")
Farrah Fawcett ("Charlie's Angels" - TV)
Daryl Hannah (Splash)
Kim Kardashian (thing)
Kelly Brook (model/actress)
Joan Collins (actress - "Dynasty")
Drew Barrymore (Charlie's Angels - movies)
Tia Carrere (Wayne's World)
LaToya Jackson (sibling)
Crista Flanagan ("Mad Men")
Tiffany (singer)
Belinda Carlisle (singer)
Rachel Hunter (SI swimsuit model)
Robin Givens ("Head Of The Class")
"Downtown" Julie Brown (?)
Lisa Rinna (soap opera actress)
Carnie Wilson (Wilson Philips)
Melanie Griffith (Working Girl)
Katarina Witt (former Olympic ice skater)
Shannen Doherty ("Beverly Hills 90210")
Bo Derek (10)
Angie Everhart (model/actress/Stallone's ex)
Tara Reid (American Pie)
Joanie "Chyna" Laurer (wrestler)
Jamie Pressley ("My Name Is Earl")
Teri Polo (Meet The Parents)
Suzanne Somers ("Three's Company")
Claudia Christian ("Babylon 5")
Kristy Swanson (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
Brooke Burke (TV hostess)
Adrianne Curry (actress/model/loudmouth)
Tricia Helfer ("Battlestar Galactica")
Charlize Theron Monster)
Denise Richards (Starship Troopers)
Dana Plato ("Diff'rent Strokes")
Willa Ford (Friday The 13th - 2009)
Dita Von Teese (model/actress)
Karina Smirnoff ("Dancing With The Stars")
Joanna Krupa (model)
Garcelle Beauvais ("NYPD Blue")
Lisa Guerrero (sportscaster)
Shari Belafonte (model/actress)
Gabrielle Reece (professional athlete/model)
Amanda Beard (Olympic athlete)
Torrie Wilson (wrestler)
Nancy Sinatra (singer - "These Boots Were Made For Walkin'")

Parents Of The Year Candidates (NSFW-ish)

Ya know, it's gonna be tough to pick a winner this year. Far too many worthy candidates.

Pics from Lanie Painie, Mandy, Don, Heidi Renee, and Amy H.

Music Vid Of The Day: Three Stars, One Song (NSFW-ish)

She's from the year 3000. She's here to eat your penis.


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