Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Karaoke Vid Of The Day: Hello (NSFW)

The guy has Tourette's and makes music videos. If he can laugh at himself, so can we, so please leave your high horse tied up outside. Thanks, Rich Girl Red, for the link.

NSFW!!


New Wave Alpacas Of The Day

Soft Cell, The Cure, Cutting Crew, Thompson Twins, Limahl, Go West, OMD, A Flock Of Seagulls, Ultravox... they're all here.

Idea (and some photos) from this post on Buzzfeed.


"Moving forward using all my breath..."


"I touch you once, I touch you twice, I won't let go at any price."


"Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?"


"That ya gimme no, that ya gimme no, that ya gimme no, that ya gimme no soul."


"SCIENCE!"


"I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...when I met you."


"And there upon the rainbow is the answer to our neverending story...."


"We fuss and we fight and delight in the tears that we cry until dawn..."


"Sometimes you're better off dead, there's a gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head..."


"ONE STEP BEYOND!"


"You're so perfect, you're so right as rain! You make me hungry, make me hungry again."


"And you want her... and she wants you... we want everyone..."


Commercial Of The Day: Pistachios

Look who hit the big time. Good for him, and good for Randall (a.k.a. comedian Christopher Gordon).


Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Time Travel




best of craigslist > bozeman >


Time Travel


Date: 2010-09-24, 10:09AM MDT

I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me.

I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.

I am leaving on September 30th, 2010, in the morning and plan to return October 2nd, 2010. I am going to June 1983 to handle some business.

If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me.

You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone.

The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumference of your head is no more than 64cm.

We will be leaving from Bozeman, MT. Let me know if you want to go with me.


Classic Commercial Of The Day: Wunder Boner

My wife would like that. Oh, also: gross. Poor fishy.


The Dark Side Of 11 Classic Board Games (Of The Day)

Classic games, questionable themes. From The Huffington Post.

MONOPOLY

This board game pits family members against one another, teaching children several important economic lessons: how to stifle competition, squeeze rent from squatters that stop by their properties and exert maximum profits at all costs. Before you know it, you'll have a mini-mogul on your hands. Besides, what 8-year-old shouldn't learn how to handle $500 bills with ease and get out of jail free?

LIFE

Life is really only worth living if you have tons of money, right? According to LIFE, the answer is a definitive "yes!" This board game also teaches us that you MUST get married (to someone of the opposite sex, of course), that purchasing insurance or pursuing a college education really have very little impact on your future, and that you should only help the homeless if you'll get a reward afterward.

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS

There are a number of misconceptions perpetuated by this classic children's game. First of all, players are bound to be upset when they realize that hippos do not in fact come in a variety of pastel colors. Secondly, hippos don't consume pretty, white marbles. And third, hippos aren't 3-year-old-friendly -- or friendly at all. In fact, they're considered some of the most aggressive and dangerous creatures in the world.

GUESS WHO?

Is it a man? Does he wear glasses? Is he white? These are the sort of ways that kids are encouraged to categorize people in the two-player game, Guess Who? When it comes to this game, the only things that matter are physical. (And if you play the original version, you'll also quickly learn that white men are by far the most desirable, as they far outnumbered other faces.)

OPERATION

If your kids are aspiring surgeons, this game may only lead to confusion -- or encourage them to enter the black market of medicine. Let's be honest, when would you ever surgically remove someone's ribcage for cash? And it's just plain unethical to perform open-heart surgery on a conscious patient.

See the rest at HuffPo.


Clip Of The Day: Rainbow

This will bring back memories. It sure did for me.


Monday, November 28, 2011

News Of The Day: Man Busted For Secretly Filming Mother-In-Law On Toilet

What the shit?! From The Smoking Gun.



Man Busted For Secretly Filming Woman In Bathroom. Oh, The Woman Was His Mother-In-Law

A Virginia man used his cell phone to secretly record his mother-in-law undressed in the bathroom, police charge.

Jason Good, 40, was busted yesterday on a misdemeanor charge of filming/ videotaping an undressed person, according to a Henrico County Division of police statement.

Cops had been contacted earlier Sunday by Good’s wife, who “was looking through her husband’s cell phone when she located a video of an adult female using the restroom.”

After “further investigation,” police reported, “the reporting person was able to identify the female...it was her 57 year old mother.”

The woman videotaped does not live in the Maple Creek Court home where she was surreptitiously filmed.

When officers responded to Good’s residence, his wife directed them to “a hole located in the wall between the garage and the bathroom.” Good was subsequently interviewed by cops and arrested.

It is unclear if the surreptitious filming occurred over the Thanksgiving weekend.


Vid Of The Day: Local News Fails Compilation

Most of these have appeared on this blog at one time or another, but it's always nice to have them in one vid, isn't it? Of course it is.

From Funny Or Die, in case you missed their logos stuck all over everything.


Top 19 Pics Of The Pepper-Spray Meme (Of The Day)

One final homage to this meme.




From Kate Stransky
















From Simon Levin



















Vid Of The Day: Lost Doors

Sorry about the ad. They're getting harder to avoid these days. From TheMovieGuru.


Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Love Your Eyebrows! (Of The Day)

Good stuff from Kat, Dianna and Amy.


Quote, unquote


Mr. Freeze


Constance Surprise


Browless Bob


It


Comedy & Tragedy


You Must Pay The Rent! But I Can't Pay The Rent!


Julia Caesar


Nobody move. I don't think it's seen us yet.


Dopey (with Grumpy's eyebrows)


SeƱor Oruga


Unee Brau


Mona Brow


The Visor



Dad?


The Yeti

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