Monday, June 21, 2010 Links Of The Day

Thanks for the clicks.

Maxim Interviews Jack White Of The White Stripes

Gandalf Goes To The World Cup

Jon Stewart Hosts A Bachelor Church Group

Scorned Lovers of The Day (NSFW)

It's always the cars (and guitars) who get hurt the most. From Lindsey and TheMovieGuru.

(Several of these are fake/viral/ads, but don't let that stop you from enjoying them, mkay?)

Hilariously Bad Demo Songs Of The Day

An anonymous indie record company has posted a handful of the worst demo tapes they received -- and you know they've gotten thousands, so these are the worst of the worst. Enjoy. I certainly did.

My ears are plotting this guy's murder

Remember, ladies: front to back

Clowns? Really?

About those strange noises coming from Mommy and Daddy's room...

I made love to a drag queen

You can find a few more here.

News Of The Day: Hawking Recants

From The Borowitz Report.

Hawking: Aliens ‘No Longer Interested’ in Invading Earth

Planet Already ‘Pre-destroyed,’ Scientist Says

LONDON (The Borowitz Report) – Reversing his recent position on the dangers of an extraterrestrial invasion, eminent theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking said today that the planet is in no such peril anymore because aliens are “no longer interested” in invading Earth.

“Assuming that aliens have been monitoring Earth for the past month in preparation for an invasion, they’ve probably figured out it’s no longer worth the trip,” Dr. Hawking said.

Speaking at a conference of the International Society of Eminent Theoretical Physicists, Dr. Hawking added, “Most extraterrestrials would want to come to Earth to destroy it, and let’s face it, this planet has been pretty much pre-destroyed.”

Even if aliens planned to travel to Earth to warn humans against destroying their own planet, Dr. Hawking said, “If they showed up now and took a look around they’d be like, ‘Oops, too late.’”

The physicist said that the rocket fuel aliens would have to expend to launch an Earth invasion was significant, “and you don’t spend that kind of money to invade a shithole.”

In recognition of his role in deterring an alien invasion, Queen Elizabeth II of England today knighted Tony Hayward, the CEO of oil giant BP.

Vid Of The Day: Testemax (NSFW)

From Funny Or Die.


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