Friday, October 17, 2014

Photoshop Battle Of The Day: Dog At The Beach

From Reddit.

The original pic from a Reddit user


The spoofs



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News: Breast Ads On Moscow Vans Cause 500 Accidents In 24 Hours

You could say the campaign was a bust. A total flop.
News: Breast Ads On Moscow Vans Cause 500 Accidents In 24 Hours

An advert showing a woman's bare breasts on the side of vans in Moscow has caused 500 accidents in just 24 hours, said a report. In the ad, a woman cups her breasts with a thin blue strip across her nipples.

The advert, which read "They attract" and posted on 30 vans, was part of a PR campaign for new van-side ads.

More than 500 car collisions were reported in the city as these vans drove around Moscow.

One of the motorists who suffered a collision said: "I was on my way to a business meeting when I saw this truck with a huge photo of breasts on its side go by. Then I was hit by the car behind who said he had been distracted by the truck."

"It made me late and left my car in the garage and although I am insured I am still out of pocket," said 35-year-old Ildar Yuriev.

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Thursday, October 16, 2014

Epic Rap Battle Of The Day: Jordan vs Ali

Ali every day, all day long.



News: Guard In Video Game Under Strict Orders To Repeatedly Pace Same Stretch Of Hallway

From The Onion.
Guard In Video Game Under Strict Orders To Repeatedly Pace Same Stretch Of Hallway

SIBERIA—Stressing that the edict had come down from the top commanders within the Russian military complex, a video game guard told reporters Tuesday that he was under strict orders to repeatedly pace the same stretch of hallway.

“I was given specific instructions to continually walk down this 50-foot corridor, pause for a few moments at the end to inspect the wall, turn around very slowly, and return to the opposite end of the hallway, without ever straying from this routine,” said the guard, who reportedly complied fully with additional orders to leave his back exposed to several key air ducts and unlocked doors that could be accessed from outside the base.

“It’s of the utmost importance to this compound’s security and the success of the mission that I closely follow the directive and never stray from my commanding officer’s explicit instructions. After all, if I shirk my duty in any way, an intruder could easily enter the next room, where one of my comrades is walking down an identical hallway in the opposite direction.”

At press time, the guard had reportedly continued to follow protocol by shouting, “What was that?” at a disturbance, looking around in concern for several seconds, and then continuing on his way.

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